Definitions by Groovemeister

Absolutmop 

1- uber awesome girl who pwns the emo kid in her own special way...
2- the father of Groovemiester's babies,
3- pure awesomeness, in a can (80 proof)

"Absolutmop raped me once, i feel so blessed"

Absolutmop by Groovemeister February 6, 2005

Groovage 

A modern, urban offspring of the word groovy. This word was first used by Zero Phoenix, and has been picked up by many netizens from the Midwest region of the United States.

A: I found fifty dollars on the train this morning.

B: Groovage.

Groovage by Groovemeister October 19, 2004