absofuckinlutely

Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.

Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley!

by Batman November 9, 2001

Absofuckinlutely

A variation of absolutely, typically expressing extreme excitement or disgust.

Bro 1: And what, pray tell, is so bad about a7x?

Bro 2: The fact that they are a7x. C'mon, bro they are absofuckinlutely terrible.

by gogobrofist October 29, 2010

absofuckinlutely

In "Sex and the City, this is the defining phrase in Big's Character. This is also his last word to Kerry on the last episode, with the exception of his call to her that reveals his real name.

Kerry: Would you like to come up?
Big: Absofuckinlutely!

by Ashpuff May 13, 2005

Absofuckinlutely

A without a doubt affirmative.

So you think I should have stood my ground?

Absofuckinlutely!

Want to go to the game?

Absofuckinlutely!

Would you sleep with that girl/guy?

Absofuckinlutey!

by Loui2012 April 10, 2012

Absofuckinlutely

Absolute ,for sure

May I sit next to you?
ABSOFUCKINLUTELY

by Cat Frazier September 22, 2021

Absofuckinlutely

The biggest degree of the word yes.

I would absofuckinlutely love to go!

by Lee Helton May 14, 2018

absofuckinlutely

–interjection

1. an absolute (either negative or positive depending on context).

an answer to a question (do you want to have sex?)

i did absofuckinlutely nothing this weekend,

by yogi bear ivan September 29, 2012