nuked

When you own someone SO much, and SO hard, that they have abosuletely NOTHING they could even POSSIBLY say back to you, to defend themselves.

Joe: I'm such a pimp! I got tons of hoes!
Bobby: Don't kid yourself, you used to let guys bang your butt out, remember the tape posted on the internet for everyone to see, of you getting ass-raped?
Joe: ..........
Jim: Bobby just nuked you dude.

by Seth Wall September 28, 2006

Nuke

Similar to marathon. To nuke is to watch a series back-to-back with the purpose of catching up on missed episodes in order to start watching them upon their scheduled release. Borders on obsessional behaviour.

Mister - I've just found out the new series of Flight of the Conchords is up to ep 6 already!

Missus - Mate! It's the shiznit! You'll have to nuke it.

by Ambercrombie and Felch February 27, 2009

nuked

microwaved its not good people just not good, youll all get three heads

ready meals

by princess laura March 15, 2004

nuked

A poorly rolled joint, if a joint is nuked it looks in bad shape i.e. it hassnt been licked properly, its fairly loose and is pretty much unsmokable.

haha look at ryans spliff its completly nuked out

by Blazzer July 28, 2007

Nuked

When you are stoned as fuck.

Dude, this shit is amazing. I am brain is fuckin nuked.

by Noxi December 1, 2015

Nuke

What you look like when your nude/naked

This is my nuke. That would be somebody saying that when their naked.

by Schneidelu February 24, 2005

nuked

To take some bonghits of 40x salvia divinorum and trip out mad.

Hey man, want to get nuked?!

by Reh November 3, 2006