fripster

An overpriveleged, conservative asshole whose early-twenties "rebellious stage" entails but is not limited to: hard drug experimentation, attempts to participate in the indie/electronic scene, and pretending to tolerate people of different ethnicities, views, and sexual orientations.

Was that Range Rover blasting an Arcade Fire song? Must be another fucking fripster.

I saw some kids in pink polos doing ecstacy at that show last night. Fripsters are ruining this town's music scene.

by blue eggs May 13, 2010

Framp

When you masturbate furiously and suddenly your leg contracts and you go through an non explainable pain.

I experienced an Framp yesterday, my leg hurt like hell.

by Haxo July 6, 2016

Flimple

when one's seamen flyes so close to your eyes that it glues to your face

Dang dude, after watching porn for 1 1/2 hours, i flimpled all over myself, took me 3 showers 2 get it all off

by flimplatious May 21, 2003

Frimbo

When someone elects not to confirm nor deny your status as a friend on a social networking website. Thus leaving you incapable of seeing their profile permanently.

My ex tried to friend me on Facebook, but I don't want her seeing any pics I put up, I think I'll just leave her in frimbo,

by soopaman September 13, 2010

Frimarried

Frimarried (pron. "Freh-married"), adj.

1. Relationship status between two friends who are like a married couple: No sexual activity but deep conversations and gratuitous affectionate gestures.

2. George W. Bush's pronunciation of the French word for cheese.

3. For when you can't just admit you're dating.

4. When all your friends know you're dating, and you don't, or won't admit it.

5. Segment of time between the "friend zone" and the dating period.

6. Period directly preceding a formal, traditional romantic relationship.

Cyrus and Tereza are frimarried, as they're friends who act like they're married.

by BustermanZero January 12, 2011

Flimpaninkle

someone is is very flocking awsome and can jump like a black guy and run like an african running from a lion

i swear that white guy is like a flimpaninkle on crack

by kandoodle March 23, 2011

fremployee

An employee whose boss has no friends, so part of the job requirement is going to the boss's parties and personal events.

Everybody at the baby shower was one of Bethanny's fremployees, so it was just like being at work except with cake.

by fremployee July 2, 2012