An expression used whenever anything happens that is not desired or convienient.
I swear, I'm never staining wood again as long as I live, my hands get SO sticky
by carpentertom May 21, 2006
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A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.
John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP
by Live me dude April 13, 2017
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A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.
Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*
by BobpieChompers June 26, 2018
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A Pokémon equivalent to "I swear to God". See more on "Oh my Arceus".
"I swear to Arceus, I'll be there in 10 minutes."

"If you lose my Pokémon cards again, I swear to Arceus, I will fuck you up."
by cutesy pastel living doll November 4, 2013
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If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
by Dannyplv702 January 10, 2012
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When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly
Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right
by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022
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You can swear to gum, chicken noodle soup, or anything u can think of so u dont swear to God.
Man... Fuck you! I swear to beans the next time you run up on me like that Ima kill your bitch ass!
by T.T. August 2, 2007
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