tender challenged 

very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!

mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'

he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!

being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!

few have sympathy for the tender challenged!

tender challenged by michael foolsley August 19, 2010

Tender meat 

When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive.

I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat.

Tender meat by Bariliam January 10, 2018

Tender Morning 

A morning sensation felt upon waking up after sleeping in, characterized by a feeling of warmth, slight sweatiness and a particular smell.

"It's the third straight week Jasmine has come down for breakfast at lunchtime smelling like tender morning."

Tender Morning by l_davoli33 April 26, 2019

Tender Vittles 

Synonym to Lunch Time, Lunch

It's Tender Vittles time, y'all.

Tender Vittles by Hildemann April 19, 2022

Tender Tennessee Christmas 

A shitty fuckin song by a worthless country group called Alabama.

If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.

Tender Tennessee Christmas by BIG ROB from Litchtucky December 23, 2003

Tender Beefy Chunks 

An injury sustained from too much smash-up derby, for example a sprained bearded elder, or swollen dune buggies.

You can tell by the way Sven is limping... that's no torn ligament. He's got a couple tender beefy chunks from last night.

Tender Beefy Chunks by Das Brick September 19, 2006

Tender Branson 

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

Tender Branson by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004