A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
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Random Person 1: Hey, Random Person 2! Did you check out The Backpack Kid’s new single Flossin’?
Random Person 2: Nah! That song is utter trash!
Random Person 2: Nah! That song is utter trash!
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The Wrestling Kid is a mythical character from the Wrexham area of Wales. It is said that he was a wigga, who enjoyed wrestling. The first mention of this boy was on a Welsh folder.
by Andy Saulio November 5, 2008
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Get the The kool kid group mug.Can be seen coming off of his Lamborghini Aventador.Usually named Trent, Marcós, Jayson, Chad, Peyton, Dominic, Sisqo,Maximus,Danté and more. Usually has a very priviledged spoilt brat sounding last name(eg. Trenton Blake)He is also usually very ignorant and sometimes a downright idiot but his atttactiveness still let's him play the girls. His hair is gelled (obviously). Wearing the traditional pidgeotto haircut or a comb over for style purposes or if (light skin, dark skin's even a volume flat top with fade(high) or a pompadour(in it's douchiest form)(all these haircuts if not blonde, died blonde) with a varsity jacket(either Palace or Off-White)black t-shirt,Fear of God heavy terry sweatpants with black/red Yeezys or he'll wear a white Supreme Box logo t-shirt with Bape Ultimate Black City Camo sweatpants (sagged of course) with Gucci slides(socks if you will,from OF that don't match at all) or sometimes just a designer tracksuit(usually Kappa or a leather Adidas one) . He wears loads of designer brands. His main faves are Bape, Supreme, Off-White,Nike and Louis Vuitton. Throw in some Axe A LOT of it. One sniff of him and you'll die.
His attitude is poo. When talking to his arrogant, vain, sleazy self. Listen to him brag about how good he looks (his 6 pack) and his muscles or his new Tommy slides or his new designer backpack, either a smooth Black or any shade of red(red being his favorite color).
His attitude is poo. When talking to his arrogant, vain, sleazy self. Listen to him brag about how good he looks (his 6 pack) and his muscles or his new Tommy slides or his new designer backpack, either a smooth Black or any shade of red(red being his favorite color).
Scenario 1
Yoona and Cory: Oh no here comes Jayson look out!
Jayson: Yo bro get out the way before you step on my Yeezys and contaminate my new Rolex with HIV or some shit XD. Cost more than your rent bruhhhhh. (*flexes watch*)
John(Jayson's minion) : OOOOHHH SAVAGE
Cory: Wow, he really is the rich douche
Scenario 2
Henry: Who splashed water on us?!?
Samuel and Anya: It was the rich privileged spoiled school jock Maximus Dickhead
Maximus: XD My new Tesla did it without me noticing. It must've been on autopilot.
Anya: Yeah, right then do a favor clean us off (*smiles*)
Maximus: Yooo, obviously I did that on purpose XD. This isn't Make a Wish I don't do deeds for the homeless. (*smirks*)
Samuel: That's for children with chronic illness.
Maximus: Bro SUCK MY DICK! BYE PEASANTS. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO TALK TO THE KING AND BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS AMAZING BODY (*flexes muscles") (*Puts on designer shades.*)
*Tesla crashes*
Henry: He really is the rich douche, just as retarded as one too.
The rich kid varies in s many ways. He can be nurturing, caring and loving or crude, spoiled and evil.
Yoona and Cory: Oh no here comes Jayson look out!
Jayson: Yo bro get out the way before you step on my Yeezys and contaminate my new Rolex with HIV or some shit XD. Cost more than your rent bruhhhhh. (*flexes watch*)
John(Jayson's minion) : OOOOHHH SAVAGE
Cory: Wow, he really is the rich douche
Scenario 2
Henry: Who splashed water on us?!?
Samuel and Anya: It was the rich privileged spoiled school jock Maximus Dickhead
Maximus: XD My new Tesla did it without me noticing. It must've been on autopilot.
Anya: Yeah, right then do a favor clean us off (*smiles*)
Maximus: Yooo, obviously I did that on purpose XD. This isn't Make a Wish I don't do deeds for the homeless. (*smirks*)
Samuel: That's for children with chronic illness.
Maximus: Bro SUCK MY DICK! BYE PEASANTS. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO TALK TO THE KING AND BE IN THE PRESENCE OF THIS AMAZING BODY (*flexes muscles") (*Puts on designer shades.*)
*Tesla crashes*
Henry: He really is the rich douche, just as retarded as one too.
The rich kid varies in s many ways. He can be nurturing, caring and loving or crude, spoiled and evil.
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Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord
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