Strumpet

It's a baby trumpet. You can't change my mind.

Recently, I bought a new strumpet. I like playing with my strumpet :DDDDDDDD

by DuckOBell February 5, 2021

Scrumpf

To shag, make love, have carnal knowledge, have sex

I am hoping that maybe later i will get to take your clothes off and scrumpf you.

by Woody Sp February 13, 2021

Strumpet

A person who is vaccinated wanting an un-vaccinated person to spit in their mouth in order to show they are immune to Covid-19 so they can orgasm

“In order for Kelvin to prove he was vaccinated, he encouraged Daren to be his Strumpet so he could put his friend at ease, and also get his nut on *dab*”

by KellsBells814 March 11, 2021

Strumpet

An extremely large clitoris. One that looks like a small to medium penis.

Dude I picked up this chick last night and she dropped her pants and had a strumpet. Wasn't sure if it turned me on or gay.

by I swear I'm not gay November 9, 2021

Strump

A stress induced bowel movement. Stands for 'Stress Dump'.

Jesse: "Hey man, why didn't you pick up my call?"

Scotty: "Sorry, Fiona broke up with me, I was taking a strump."

by ThiccerSniccker August 1, 2024

Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed

That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy

by VileGay September 20, 2023

Strumpet

a prostitute or promiscuous woman who also identifies as a crumpet (a thick, flat, savoury cake with a soft, porous texture, made from a yeast mixture cooked on a griddle and eaten toasted and buttered).

Mary! You are such a strumpet!

by SB+DC February 15, 2024