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Definitions by KellsBells814

Strumpet 

A person who is vaccinated wanting an un-vaccinated person to spit in their mouth in order to show they are immune to Covid-19 so they can orgasm
“In order for Kelvin to prove he was vaccinated, he encouraged Daren to be his Strumpet so he could put his friend at ease, and also get his nut on *dab*”
Strumpet by KellsBells814 March 11, 2021
When someone does something the majority of people think is awesome or agree should be said
Me: Aren just told this dude he smells terrible and that’s why he can’t get a drink at the bar!
You: Damn, Classic Aren going serf on his ass!
Serf by KellsBells814 August 25, 2019
When someone says something that’s an undeniably awesome insult and it compares to a hip hop diss track level of insult (like spitting awesome rap bars)
Aren: My mom was a referee at a basketball game and a chicken walked across the court...why would it do that?

Me: Because the chicken heard the ref was b***ing fouls

Random person: Bars
Bars by KellsBells814 August 25, 2019