Portland Pint

When a group of men ejaculate into a pint glass, and another drinks it.

My friend came in last place in his fantasy football league, so he had to chug a Portland Pint.

by DamDanny March 13, 2019

Going for a pint of milk

Walking or cycling in such a calm or melancholy manor that from a far you could say that they look like they’re going to get a pint of milk from the shop for their grandma.

Dave : Look at Gabe , he looks like he’s going for a pint of milk

George : Aha I know mate , he’s cycling slower than my grandma.

by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney November 2, 2019

Jimmy T'Pint

definitely not a larping, english teaching nonce (maybe, possibly, slightly, yeah))

Jimmy T'Pint: IM NOT A NONCE!
Jimmt T'Pint: Dont make me beat you into submission

by noncebait February 8, 2019

Two-pint-Martin

A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.

Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.

by James Flunder February 2, 2005

half pint hero

Someone that can only handle half a pint of beer before getting drunk. Also known as 'larry lightweight' 'harry halfsesh' etc.

Oh my god dave is such a half pint hero

by Ollyc98 December 15, 2007

On Pint

Nah, don't look at this and think of a pint of milk, beer or any other liquid. Pint is the updated version of what one would say 'on fleek' or 'on point'. It is pronounced pee-nt.

Caleb: Guys I got new football boots, they're on point. What do you think?
Abu: On fleek bro!
Ruby: You two are so last century. It's on pint. Get your terms right!

by C.Wood02 February 16, 2017

Ten pint job

A ten pint job is a girl so fugly that before you'd even think of putting your cock anywhere near her, you would need to have imbibed at least ten pints of beer. (see also beer goggles)

That girl's a ten pint job, mate. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

by oball April 8, 2005