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When a group of men ejaculate into a pint glass, and another drinks it.

My friend came in last place in his fantasy football league, so he had to chug a Portland Pint.

by DamDanny March 13, 2019

An extremely rapid handjob.

It started off slow, but Nancy hit him with the Michael J Fox and he came instantaneously.

via giphy

by DamDanny April 10, 2021