Walking or cycling in such a calm or melancholy manor that from a far you could say that they look like they’re going to get a pint of milk from the shop for their grandma.
Dave : Look at Gabe , he looks like he’s going for a pint of milk

George : Aha I know mate , he’s cycling slower than my grandma.
by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney November 2, 2019
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