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Funt

In Cork, Ireland it means a kick.
Careful or you'll get a funt in the arse.
by Feenfromcork July 22, 2025
mugGet the Funtmug.

Funt

The sound a woman emits while sitting on the toilet urinating and also expels body gas at the same time.
She sat sleepy eyed on the toilet and pissed and unexpectedly funted at the same time.
by billk1937 December 13, 2012
mugGet the Funtmug.

Funt

A heavy set woman who has a poor attitude, is bitchy, or otherwise unpleasant.
That big chick over there with the attitude is a funt.
by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020
mugGet the Funtmug.

Funt

fun-aunt. Can also be used to describe a fucking-cunt
We call my dad’s sister Funt
Ben is a Funt
by savvirose May 4, 2023
mugGet the Funtmug.

seesaw the funt

the act of penetrating a wet a pussy, getting your dick wet, putting the d in the v
i seesawed that funt so hard last nite, im bout to seesaw the funta
by jeff & tommy August 9, 2008
mugGet the seesaw the funtmug.

Funt

America’s cool aunt, a fun aunt — I call that a ‘funt’ — the kind of funt that will give you weed but then arrest you for weed. Can I win the presidency? Probably not, I dunno. Can I successfully seduce a much younger man, you better funtin’ believe it.”
by Eastsidesteve November 7, 2020
mugGet the Funtmug.

Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.
I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!
by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024
mugGet the Funtingmug.

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