Coach Cal

verb:

to be a huge let down and leave unexpectedly

"Sorry I missed our anniversary hun, I coach cal'd out on that bitch and slammed a few down!"

"Babe, I got too drunk to get all up in your guts last night, I coach cal'd out and went to bed!"

by Altrax April 1, 2009

Coach O

A Coach O is someone that talks shit behind your back, or is a fake friend talks good about you when you're around them ,but when you aren't there they'll talk shit about you

Stop being a Coach O.

by Georgemikehernandez March 15, 2017

Coach Face

A reference to the character in Left for Dead 2, who usually has an expressionless face. If someone would have no expression on their face they would be "coach faced".

Man: "My girlfriend had a Coach Face during sex last night, apparently my dong is too small".

by Mexico!! March 10, 2010

Coach McGurk

1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave

"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"

"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."

by Natepalm June 19, 2006

Coach Rhea

This breed is normally a earth friendly math teacher who likes blue priuses, it has man psycho moments and likes to lift weights. It also is a Asian stud who picks up many young ladies who are 18+. Occasionally it wears a mullet to his class to think it is redneck. Sorry for the inconvenience if it comes to your class.

redneck awesome chill math girls man handsom coach rhea

by Seat 24 November 4, 2009

Coach Z

the coach of the football-basketball team (according to the pitch they play on)...his accent is getting out of hand and words usually end up with "R"s in them. He once had a rap single in his far off home country called 'These People try to fade me!' though no-one has ever heard the song.

(Being given some Jujy-Fruits) Ooh! Jurjy-Fruits! Oh i mean: Georgey-Frorts! Georgey-Frooooorrrgy! George Forman?

by laurstanz August 30, 2003

Coach Z

Coach Z is the hilarious Canadian coach at Crazy Go Nuts University that has a secret love for Marzipan and wants to return to his former glory as a rapper.

Coach Z: Homestar, you done a great jorb out there.
Homestar: I'm sorry what?
Coach Z: I said you done a great jorb.
Homestar: (laughing)Coach Z, that's ridiculous.

by Matt Damon gets all the ladies. January 28, 2005