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coach with benefits

When you have the sexiest man alive as your weight loss coach, and some of the exercises he puts you through are extremely aerobic. So to speak.
Girl 1: Wow, how did you lose so much weight so fast???
Girl 2: I have the best coach! <beatific grin>
Girl 1: Oh, a Coach With Benefits, then?
by Not Him Either April 7, 2011
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Coach Z

A one time famous rapper, now takin it easy by bein the Coach of the "Crazy Go Nuts Universtity Dumples" Golf CLub Team. He also co-hosts a fishing show with Strong Bad. (See also Stinko Man) He is NOT a poser with an accent that gives him the reminder of his former glory.
Coach Z's Top single:
A one two! A one two! These people tried to fade me! What? What? What? WHat? What?WHat? What? I sad Down, Dang Down, Up once! Up Twice! Gone! Badda Boom! Badda Bing! Wha-WHa-What? A one-two, wha, one two!
by Coach X August 24, 2003
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Hoach Coach

"Looks like the hoach coach pulled in tonight"

"Two tickets for the hoach coach!"
by VitaminB September 24, 2009
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Coach Z

The Coach from HomestarRunner.com that sports a green jumpsuit, an emblem with a phat 'Z' on it, and has a horrible accent. Talents include saying "job", blowing his whistle like a train's, and his extreme butt-patting action.
"FAHORGLINGRADS!!!!!!!" - Coach Z
"Coach Z, I thought I told you to never come here again." - Strong Bad
by mavhunter October 27, 2003
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assistant coach

Usually is the coach of a sports team. He doesn't do any real coaching, he just sorta yells "come on guys!"...or a classic of all assistant coaches..... "let's hustle!"
Assistant Coach: Come on Billy, pick it up! hustle!!!
Billy: (picks up his speed)
by Naked Josh 123 September 25, 2005
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Thanks coach

When somebody other than your actual coach attempts to give you tips, ideas, strategies, etc on how you can become better or how to perform something.
Real Coach: Ok, guys, run our play!

Ron: Guys, don't forget, Bobby runs around the screen and Robert passes to him... Make it a good pass Robert!

Ron's teammate: Thanks coach
by darcy mcgee December 22, 2008
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Coach Joe

Coach of the JV B Kellenberg Lacrosse team. Vietnam war veteran. Coach Joe likes to yell at kids for no reason. He is a former greaser.
Coach Joe: Your not gonna make it to the next level if you don't work on your left hand, boy!!

Coach Joe is sucha boss.
by RNelly May 30, 2011
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