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yellow hammer

A person of the trades (auto mechanic, carpenter, plumber) who knows virtually everything about his particular line of work, but little to nothing about anything else. This can include life itself. While not considered a derogatory term by any means, it *implies* said person would do well my expanding their horizons.
Darn this carburetor! I can't figure it out. I gotta call yellow hammer over and have him take a look at it.
by Harvey B. February 9, 2009
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Thor's Hammer

While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.
"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"
by Johnny Justice March 17, 2009
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Hamm

A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.
WOW! The kid who sits next to me in chemistry is such a Hamm!
by B. Stoner January 5, 2009
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Hammer

Good Morning guys my hammer is so big it cannot fit inside my pants
by ham dingler December 13, 2009
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war hammer

1.)A massive dick that women like
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)
when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life
by J Dawg April 18, 2003
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hammer

A tool used to insert nails into wood. (no pun intended)
Also used by sick minded assholes who are sexually frustrated
I WANNA HAMMER YEW!!!!
by zdfgujhokpl[] April 23, 2013
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Hamma

Another term for a morbidly obese and/or drunk Gamma.
Bob: Hey Jim, did you hear about the Hamma at the stroll competition?

Jim: No

Bob: She strolled so hard that she brought down the house.... Literally!!!
by Bob4838?472 December 4, 2013
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