13 definitions by J Dawg

motherfucker

The nizzle down the street is a motherfucker.

by J Dawg March 17, 2003

1. To be caught in your car by "da po po" after a period of time of not showering.

2. To be caught in your car releasing flatulence.

"Hey man, what's that smell? You riding dirty?"

by J Dawg June 19, 2006

Female who likes to orally pleasure other females

Mrs Head is such a lilly licker!

by J Dawg October 17, 2002

A stupid person
Very uneducated
Has a problem seeing the obvious
Very big n00b towards computers

Note: Cal is short for Calvon

"Damn Cal you sure are one lame fucka, RAM can't leak."

"Damn Cal don't you see that just a load."

by J Dawg February 28, 2004

1.)A massive dick that women like
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)

when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life

by J Dawg April 19, 2003

When Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local Holiday Inn, Helga had the "ride" of her life

by J Dawg April 19, 2003

by J Dawg March 28, 2003