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practical mountain lion 

1.) A mountain lion that is a practical thinker 2.) one who leaps between the benches in the locker room 3.) Cassie
"Boy, You're just a practical mountain lion!"

Fire on the mountain 

When a guy has a noticable dick or boner
Kate: lol you have a fire on the mountain Jared
Jared: I do not!

Rocky Mountain Shit River 

The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, finishing off by busting a load on the girl's chest.
Crazy Sam really seemed to enjoy the Rocky Mountain Shit River she recieved from Josh last night.

Secret Mountain Fort Awesome 

One of the best shows to ever grace the television
Guy: Man I'm sad I missed the new Secret Mountain Fort Awesome ep
Guy 2: Sucks man, the episode was awesome!

The Mountain 

The Domain of Sewanee: The University of the South
I haven't been off the mountain since Christmas
The Mountain by sewanee July 1, 2005

Brokeback Mountain Ranger

A gay person as shown in the Movie Brokeback Mountain. This reference sets aside to define a Gay Person as a Ranger. ie: Butt Ranger
Randy: Dude, why are you wearing a Pink shirt? You are definately a Brokeback Mountain Ranger.