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The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, finishing off by busting a load on the girl's chest.
Crazy Sam really seemed to enjoy the Rocky Mountain Shit River she recieved from Josh last night.
by Jose the Janitor December 15, 2007
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