cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.

Quit cranking your closet and come out already

cranking your closet by itchygabe December 10, 2025

crank seat

a seat in the shower designed for a pleasureable experience

yo bro, im finna go hit the crank seat, ill be back in a jiffy

crank seat by bigswizzledizzle December 11, 2025

Crank the Hog

Passing up sex from your partner and telling her you’re going for a wank in the bathroom and not to come in. Also known as the Mitchell Adams

My Mrs was pissing me off so I so I decided to crank the hog instead

Crank the Hog by ILoveCracky January 9, 2026

Crankbaiting

The act of someone doing something that makes you want to masturbating

Gosh darnit Mrs Martin you're crankbaiting me

Crankbaiting by Rodnwyhsuhejwkmwnej January 18, 2026

Crank Ride

The act of six men gathering together to join in a “tour de France” esc competition of who can crank there hog the fastest while making constant eye contact with another male and a four inch Swedish dildo up there rectum

Me and me buddies have big plans this weekend, we’re doing a crank ride for charity.

Crank Ride by Realmanjud January 31, 2026

flight cranks 

The Best BMX Cranks ever built.

That bmx has 401 flight cranks by Redline.

flight cranks by MC70 July 19, 2010

Baby Crank

verb
a. To make clothing with underage children

This suit is so cheap; it has to be baby cranked.

Baby Crank by jakal4 February 10, 2012