Realmanjud's definitions

Catalina catapult

The act of fisting your partner in the ass then inserting a bushel of green grapes into their rectum. Then and only then, walk 15 paces across the room as she’s volleys the new chocolate covered grapes into your mouth.

My girl gave me the best Catalina catapult last night

by Realmanjud January 9, 2026

Crank Ride

The act of six men gathering together to join in a “tour de France” esc competition of who can crank there hog the fastest while making constant eye contact with another male and a four inch Swedish dildo up there rectum

Me and me buddies have big plans this weekend, we’re doing a crank ride for charity.

by Realmanjud January 31, 2026