Definitions by Realmanjud
Crank Ride
The act of six men gathering together to join in a “tour de France” esc competition of who can crank there hog the fastest while making constant eye contact with another male and a four inch Swedish dildo up there rectum
Crank Ride by Realmanjud January 31, 2026
Catalina catapult
The act of fisting your partner in the ass then inserting a bushel of green grapes into their rectum. Then and only then, walk 15 paces across the room as she’s volleys the new chocolate covered grapes into your mouth.
Catalina catapult by Realmanjud January 9, 2026