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Bakersfield 

A metropolitan city located, ironically, in the southern end of the San Joaquin Valley of California, in the United States, that believes it is a town and deeply embodies this concept in its culture.

Bakersfleid culture is punctuated by its insufferable summer heat and hatred from people from Los Angeles (LA). The summer of '11 featured over 25 days of consecutive triple digit heat, enhanced by air quality at least on a par with LA (again irony abounds..) Heat peaks at 5 0'clock pm and does not abate until 3:00 am if you're lucky.
If you are misguided or unfortunate enough to move to Bakersfield from LA, be advised and prepared to witness their collective ability to blackball and ostracize, yet try to understand this has become a genetic abnormality that binds the culture. Some believe it may be a protective mechanism (they know it sucks), as 'appearance' overrides all activities of the natives, who are, indeed, interesting to observe..especially in their native habitat.
Bakersfield by DaneBC June 19, 2011
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Damn man Bobbie got so drunk he went home with the bakery!
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BAKERSFIELD 

BAKERSFIELD GANGS =

EASTSIDE CRIPS:

spoonie g crips,
stroller boy crips,
mid city crips,
lakeview gangsta crips,
project crips,
clifton mob crips,

WESTSIDE CRIPS:
westside gangsta crips,
family crips,

SOUTHSIDE/COUNTRY BOY CRIPS (CBC):
watts & lotus blocc crips,
melwood blocc crips aka helwood,
bradshaw hustler gang,
mad blocc crips,
reece & cheetam blocc aka rc blocc,
cottonwood crips,

BLOODS:
westside warlord piru,

SURENOS:
loma bakers 13,
hillside loma bakers 13,
colonia bakers 13,
okie bakers 13,
varrio bakers 13,
bakers sur trece gang,
southside bakers 13,
lil locos (ss bakers),
southgate locos (ss bakers),
beware of the bakersfield neighborhoods!!!
BAKERSFIELD by active locc 1 July 17, 2009
Cooked in an oven. Let's forget the drugs for a moment, shall we?
baked by pridenpredjudice October 31, 2011

baked salmon

When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff
Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.

Bakewell Pudding 

The act of taking a massive shit on someone while they're in a tanning bed.
"Hey Tim, I saw a woman sleeping in a tanning bed. She was getting tan burns, so I left her some of my Bakewell Pudding."

Tim: "What the fuck is Bakewell Pudding"
Bakewell Pudding by Pastry February 20, 2013

Catherine Baker 

Catherine Baker is a girl or boy, with a great sense of humor. they are bakers, and usually are found making fun or throwing innocent bystanders into trashcans. although this is not what defines them as a spectacular, but highly annoying person. They are quite intelligent (at times...actually hardly never) but they are very smart in the category of bullying. Her/his smile can light up a room, full of darkness, and could be considered a Mother Theresa to some. Her advice is very good, but at times not help at all. Everyone needs a baker to supply food, love, and many bruise to their life.
no shes not! she is just a total catherine baker!