Pastry's definitions

millay

eats c@c@ and enjoys it

person: what are you eating millay?
millay: c@c@ it’s great

by pastry August 3, 2021

Bakewell Pudding

The act of taking a massive shit on someone while they're in a tanning bed.

"Hey Tim, I saw a woman sleeping in a tanning bed. She was getting tan burns, so I left her some of my Bakewell Pudding."

Tim: "What the fuck is Bakewell Pudding"

by Pastry February 20, 2013