fakespacing

v. The process of mindlessly adding people on MySpace that you don't know and have no intention of actually speaking with just to get a higher friend count.

"512,390 friends! You know she has to be fakespacing!"

fakespacing by dahighii September 7, 2006

Fake disaggression

Good natured harrassment,friendly antagonism, teasing a friend to show affection.

1st guy: Man, you look like a little bitch in that shirt!
2nd guy: What F*** you! I hate you!
1st guy: Calm down ,man. It's just a little
Fake disaggression.

Fake disaggression by Leadbelly December 21, 2005

Facesterbator 

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.

" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator

Facesterbator by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009

faceshitting 

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.

Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.

faceshitting by rickabone January 26, 2011

facesmack 

The art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.

Steve: Jim was giving me all kinds of shit online yesterday because of what I posted on my facebook wall.

Tony: Don't let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.

facesmack by PWhitdog July 25, 2011

Fake 

People who act like the nicest person ever to you in person. Then when they aren't around you, they talk so much shit!

"Hey, girl! How are you?" Sandra asked.

"I'm fine, thanks." Jessica answered. Sandra gave her a smile and walked away.

*Hours later*
"Teya! Jessica is such a bitch, she's so fake. Ew. I can't believe she's even alive. You don't know much I hate her." Sandra told Teya.
"I know, I can't stand her. She can go die."

Fake by Jessica Clearwater May 11, 2013

facesource

Verb: To use Facebook and Facebook friends as your primary source of news, information, and events.

I'm giving up on Google and Wikipedia and am going to facesource everything I need to know

facesource by Fuzzy logic December 9, 2014