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Aberdeen Snowball 

The act of your Blowing a load into your girlfriend or wife's mouth during oral sex. Then the girlfriend or wife transfers the load to the asshole that was hitting on her all night at the party, The very asshole that also managed to pass out at yours or her house. Completion of the Aberdeen Snowball is when said victim and Asshole is told in the morning what happened.
"Mike was hitting on Lacey last night, so after he passed out she helped me give him an Aberdeen Snowball. "

"There's nothing better than informing someone that they received an Aberdeen Snowball last night!"
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chromatic aberration

Extreme public display of bad taste in dressing, with loud and clashing colors.

Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.
Chromatic aberration should be taxed. No one should be allowed to assault others with such a display of extreme bad taste.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.

Amberlance 

When you are too stupid and punch drunk to deserve proper medical attention, you call for an amberlance.
Ghetto boy had is ass handed to him by Epic Beard Man on the bus and had to call for an amberlance.
Amberlance by workedbyhand February 18, 2010

aberzombie 

Young men and women or old gay men past 40 years old who in an effort to feel good cool or feel young resort to wearing layer upon layer of tired ass abercrombie clothing.
Don't look now but here comes an aberzombie
aberzombie by Mike Jeffries March 20, 2004
An extremely beautiful girl, is very independent but still depends on her significant other and her family. She may be hard to handle but that is the result of her optimistic, wild and crazy personallity. Amberlyn is extremely easy to love and I always will. Shes my bestfriend<3 Amberlyn is gorgeous, one of a kind, all I'll ever want and need, and simply perfect. She may have her flaws but so does everyone else, I fell in love with all of it. Amberlyn is smart, outgoing, insane, and dangerous with the water hose! I'll always be here for Amberlyn, she is like a precious gem: hard to find yet lucky to have. She is my precious gem. Amberlyn has a big heart, very active. If she likes you youll know it, if not, well...youll know that too. She is a funloving, silly, untamable, crazy woman. She will always be my number one. I love you Amberlyn, forever and always.
I swear Im going to marry Amberlyn, just give me two and a half years!
Amberlyn by Danni Marie November 28, 2010

aberdouche 

a bro who wears nothing but abercrombie and always stinks of abercrombie cologne. also known to be a douchebag or a tool of some sort. typically a very big touchy-feely flirt, who plays with girls' emotions, but just leaves them in the end.
did you see that aberdouche up on all them girls last night?
Alberic is a very smart guy, he is kind and loving and is good at sports.
Wow he calculated that! That’s definitely an Alberic.
alberic by Happyschnappy November 4, 2018