a bro who wears nothing but abercrombie and always stinks of abercrombie cologne. also known to be a douchebag or a tool of some sort. typically a very big touchy-feely flirt, who plays with girls' emotions, but just leaves them in the end.
by your one and only toolette December 22, 2010
Get the aberdouche mug.1. One who surpasses normal levels of douche-baggery to almost super human levels as if the genes were altered into a mutant strain of douchiness.
2. A big fat jerk of full of rage and unnecessary 'tude.
3. Sabertooth from the movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" as stated by www.radnerd.com
2. A big fat jerk of full of rage and unnecessary 'tude.
3. Sabertooth from the movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" as stated by www.radnerd.com
by RadNerdLeo May 4, 2009
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by heisman September 16, 2005
Get the uberdouche mug.a douchebag who has transcended the mundanity of common douchebaggery to attain some degree of great status, wealth, power or celebrity, which causes him to ooze all of the sex appeal of a walking venereal disease.
A common douchebag advances to the vaunted level of uberdouche through one of two ways:
1. He is recognized for a significant degree of actual talent (note that this talent can never be tempered by authentic cultural intelligence, or he is no longer a douchebag).
2. He has attained status through luck, inheritance, etc. or by association (e.g. marriage, baby-daddyness etc.) with someone of actual prominence.
Note that because the uberdouche is actually famous/rich/known, it is easy to mistake him for a non-douche because his opinion of himself seems to equate with public assessment. Mark, however, that while the masses may regularly celebrate uberdouches, there is a Higher judgement, and God does not wear Ed Hardy.
A common douchebag advances to the vaunted level of uberdouche through one of two ways:
1. He is recognized for a significant degree of actual talent (note that this talent can never be tempered by authentic cultural intelligence, or he is no longer a douchebag).
2. He has attained status through luck, inheritance, etc. or by association (e.g. marriage, baby-daddyness etc.) with someone of actual prominence.
Note that because the uberdouche is actually famous/rich/known, it is easy to mistake him for a non-douche because his opinion of himself seems to equate with public assessment. Mark, however, that while the masses may regularly celebrate uberdouches, there is a Higher judgement, and God does not wear Ed Hardy.
Damn, Adam Levine may be really good at singing but he's just a velvet-throated uberdouche.
Damn, David Beckham may be really good at soccer but he's just an uberdouche in gilded cleets.
Damn, Scott Disick has effectively ascended to the hallowed ranks of The Uberdouche simply by impregnating a Kardashian.
Damn, David Beckham may be really good at soccer but he's just an uberdouche in gilded cleets.
Damn, Scott Disick has effectively ascended to the hallowed ranks of The Uberdouche simply by impregnating a Kardashian.
by princeofdenmark August 28, 2012
Get the uberdouche mug.1. One who surpasses normal levels of douche-baggery to almost super human levels as if the genes were altered into a mutant strain of douchiness.
2. A big fat jerk of full of rage and unnecessary 'tude.
3. Sabertooth from the movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" as stated by www.radnerd.com
2. A big fat jerk of full of rage and unnecessary 'tude.
3. Sabertooth from the movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" as stated by www.radnerd.com
by RadNerdLeo May 4, 2009
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christian: thats new...
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Julia: bretts such an ass
Christian: yeah, he suffers from uberdouchery
christian: thats new...
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Julia: bretts such an ass
Christian: yeah, he suffers from uberdouchery
by CHO13NJ November 29, 2009
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noun ( pl. -eries)
1. The act of conducting oneself in a douche-like manner inside a habdershery
noun ( pl. -eries)
1. The act of conducting oneself in a douche-like manner inside a habdershery
Stop this haberdouchery at once! I will not tolerate this haberdouchery inside my haberdashery!!
I've heard them fellows got into trouble Haberdouchering over at old mr. Marcus' haberdashery
I've heard them fellows got into trouble Haberdouchering over at old mr. Marcus' haberdashery
by Moreybear September 16, 2009
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