twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.

She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.

by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008

[Twat]

A womans sex hole.

Omg; He went so deep into my Twat
It was so good. We're going again
tonight at my place.

by PoisonBaby October 25, 2008

twat sauce

the sauce of a twat

all that twat sauce came out of her twat

by no dice5 January 13, 2009

twat shammy

Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.

Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.

by makomark13 February 21, 2009

theatregasm

an orgasm induced by witnessing or hearing something of or related to theatre, or the act of having a theatregasm. Often used figuratively.

TED: "Hey, John, the musical Mary Poppins is coming to town!"
JOHN: "Oh my goodness, I'm so excited I just had a theatregasm!"

SARAH: "Hey, Sierra, listen to Connor sing this really amazing bass note."
CONNOR: *sings amazing bass note*
SIERRA: "Gah! I just theatregasmed!"

by ToughieCookie April 13, 2010

twat swat

it's the female version of a cock block

i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid

Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."

by yourfaceishilarious September 3, 2010

Treat Your Beet

The vegetarian version of beat your meat or to jack off, masturbate, or pleasure yourself.

Matt: Dude, I got major blue balls, girl turned out to be a carnivore.
Ian: No worries man, treat your beet!

by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011