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Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.
Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.
by MakoMark13 October 17, 2008

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When a person's breath is SO BAD that their mouth smells "Ed Zachary" like their asshole.
If you do not brush your teeth you are going to have Ed Zachary Disease, and no babe will want to kiss you.
by makomark13 October 27, 2008

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