Definitions by makomark13

Ed Zachary Disease 

When a person's breath is SO BAD that their mouth smells "Ed Zachary" like their asshole.

If you do not brush your teeth you are going to have Ed Zachary Disease, and no babe will want to kiss you.

Ed Zachary Disease by makomark13 March 4, 2009

twat shammy 

Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.

Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.

twat shammy by makomark13 February 21, 2009