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tweatarded

the stupid things tweaked out people do
Your head lamp looks tweatarded, eat a sandwich and take a nap
tweatarded by Grpit74 February 3, 2017
Words you can keep
an unintelligent tea party or republican obstructionist; a word that sarah palin finds acceptable coming from a right-wing pundit but unacceptable coming from a spitfire dem.
Senator Shelby is teatarded for obstructing justice and blackmailing the country in order to get perks for his own state.
teatarded by whispurr February 11, 2010

Testarded 

The coincidence where a person suddenly forgets everything he has learned in class during a test.
Also, the abnormal amount of stupid mistakes a student makes during an exam.
I missed 1+3 on the algebra test today, geez I am so testarded.
Testarded by nickthestick February 4, 2009

Tweetarded

1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.

2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.

3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.

2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*

3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago

Textarded 

Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.
Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!
Textarded by HAPPER November 2, 2008

Tatarded 

1.)Someone or something that supercedes the customary definition of being stupid.
2.)Super Duper stupid
3.)Stupid to the hundredth power
1.)That girl is so retarded, she's tatarded!

2.)Oh My God, Jack was just standing there and just fell over, like gravity tripped him up or something. Man, that dude's tatarded!
Tatarded by A.Enraged April 29, 2008

textarded 

The inability to text or difficultly using the cell phone to send and/or receive text
I texted my Mom, but I don't know if she got it, she's kinda textarded.
textarded by Aly Gyrl March 8, 2009
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