tweature

twitter + creature. Any user or account on Twitter that is not identifiable by content as being from a human. As apposed to tweeple, a tweature is the class under which all other unclassifiables belong, including spammers, link listers, people with a small following who use twitter like a chat client exclusively for inside jokes, and any other use or service that is unreal or is impersonal.

I thought I had a following, but I was just being stalked by tweatures.

by Paul Gats March 5, 2009

Teature

A tea-drinking, high-horse riding person who features in their own primadonna existance; generally teachers who think they are saving humanity one child at a time.

Ugggh, she's now celebrating the whole of May for her birthday ... she's becoming quite a teature.

by HandyManAndy June 10, 2025