brown-keying

Using a laptop while taking a shit.

B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.

by NJC October 23, 2006

brown heat

Noun. A dense concentration of flatulence, usually experienced while under bed covers, in a bathtub or other confined spaces.

Was that you?
What do you mean?
Don't give me that shit! That brown heat hit me in the face when I got back in the car!
Sorry, I thought it would go away by the time you got back.

by Jim Riggins December 3, 2006

Brown Bullet Hole

The arse hole, sphincter

I can see your brown bullet hole when you bend over like that

by jacksheppard December 30, 2006

Brown Thrasher

An angry ghost gone delightfully awry.

The soiled sheets danced about the bed in a horrific display of misguided passion as the brown thrasher moaned in utter terror at what had befallen her.

by Whore Mangler December 5, 2007

brown badge

getting your brown badge is similar to receiving your red wings...

to be awarded your brown badge you need to fuck someone anally ..or give someone an rim job.

nonhomosexual only

yo did you hear about Jamal i heard he got his brown badge last night

dudes all excited that he has is brown badge..too bad his breath sticks of shit

hey did anyone tell you about trav last night? that boy was gunning for his brown badge and tina shit all over him

by Jordan and Langley December 31, 2007

brown lama

When a man or women eats another humans ass out and stores the anal fluid and shit in there mouth, while they bend there partner over and spit it on their back like a lama spitting.

Charlie gave Gabriel the brown lama last, night she stunk like shit all day today.

by spittfire1207 April 15, 2009

brown sweat

A euphemism for a mixture of constipation and pre-lining of your underware with shit stains, usually associated with high temperatures.

Derives from the Prince song "Black Sweat" from his 3121 album.

"I've been driving so long in this heat I'm working up a brown sweat"

by doughnut2128 May 26, 2009