brown-keying

Using a laptop while taking a shit.
B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.
by NJC October 23, 2006
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Brown Key

One's permission to sticketh one's penis in the butthole
She gave me the Brown Key
by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016
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Brown Key

Where one shits on a keyboard.
Brown Key
by Calern7 April 22, 2023
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