Michael Jackson Maneuver

To become the most famous person on the planet, outsell every other artist in the world, and make the world a better place with your art while masquerading as a superstar in your field.

Many may try to execute the Michael Jackson Maneuver but won't have the mind-boggling talent or huge heart to pull it off. No matter--they should aim high and try!

Michael Jackson Maneuver by Logan Breezy November 15, 2012

JACK WAD 

A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.

Larry is such a JACK WAD for stealing my car.

JACK WAD by Scuba Steve October 30, 2003

jack of all trades 

a person who is good at many things but has no particular specialty (often with master of none at the end)

My friend was a jack of all trades.

jack of all trades by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2009

Jacksonville Jizz Bomb 

When one hides in an alley and masturbates into a McDonald's cup and throws it at a passing pedestrian.

Mom: "Billy, why is your head covered in gooey white stuff?"

Billy: "There was a man,... on my walk home,.. he was angry"='[

Mom: "Those fucking blacks."

noun, Jacksonville Jizz Bomb

Jacksonville Jizz Bomb by yuff & bone November 29, 2009

Jack Choi 

An Oakland slang basically meaning a man with no driving experience attempting to drift(Initial d)

Damn that guy pulled a Jack Choi and almost got us killed!

Jack Choi by cheaaaaaa micheal jackson January 6, 2008

pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.

You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

pulled a jack warner by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009

jack the beanstalk 

Synonym for "masturbate".

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me

jack the beanstalk by Dave June 6, 2004