Apocalypse me 

Having sex that's hot, sweaty, dirty, and entirely without consequence..as if the world was coming to an end.

That chick from the gym is so fucking hot, I wish she'd just throw me on the locker room floor and apocalypse me like there's no tomorrow!

Apocalypse me by CharlieSheenWINNING March 22, 2011

Apps-tinence 

When a couple's sex life ends because one or more members has just gotten an iPhone.

I need to get laid, every since my girlfriend got her new iphone we have been practicing apps-tinence.

Apps-tinence by mj19852012 January 17, 2012

aPhone 

Any basic phone that you can only use to make calls and send texts: a phone that isn't a smartphone.

A: "My phone died yesterday, so I'm getting a new one."
B: "Sweet, are you getting the new iPhone?"
A: "Naw man, just aPhone."

aPhone by luciferijaner October 4, 2012

aposematist 

A sociopathic person who undergoes prominently visible body modifications which are repulsive in nature and/or who exhibits unpleasant, antisocial tattoos.

The purpose of such body mutilation by a sociopath is overtly to display socially hostile attitudes and so discourage normal people from engaging with the wearer. Aposematists often identify themselves with other socially inadequate and hostile misfits with similarly repulsive markings. These displays are also narcissistically arrogant in nature and create a sense of individuality in the wearers.

Wearers of body modifications that are relatively unique and which may be considered artistic and imaginative are not necessarily antisocial in attitude.

However, prominently displayed and in-your-face body piercings and accoutrements designed to shock and repulse viewers, which the vast majority of people would consider to be unsightly disfigurements are evidence of sociopathic aposematism.

aposematist by Fritsy Bitsy November 28, 2012

AppleBee's Boy

When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.

If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.

What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's

"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."

AppleBee's Boy by GnarlyNosenugget January 19, 2016

Apologetic Mushroom 

Originally from Kuroko No Basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.

Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!

Apologetic Mushroom by ThemorriganXIII May 22, 2018

Apalachicola 

Apalachicola is like Charleston and Savannah had a premature baby...its a tiny Southern Coastal town. The place is an old cotton-port on the Gulf in Florida's panhandle and has lots of old antebellum homes, brick streets and a town that sits right on the water. This is the way the rest of Florida was before everyone else moved here and destroyed it. Live Oak trees, palm trees and azaleas grow along sandy roads with palmetto bushes. Oysters are the best in the world here, or were until Atlanta's pollution up river ruined the bay. The region has a lot of Florida's heritage tied up in one little town, seafood, cotton, beaches, timber and turpintine. Tupelo Honey is from this area and the grouper is the best in the world. The tea is sweeter than syrup and the Southern accents are Deep South Salty. If you want to see the Real Florida, this is it.

Apalachicola Girl: I saw your truck at the Pig on Friday, and passed you on the way to WeWa on Saturday.

Apalachicola Boy: Hell, thats why I always keep my nose clean ...you can't poop in Apalach without everyone knowin what color it is.

Apalachicola by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 29, 2019