hat cunt

Super glue a mini top hat to the top of your vagina.

Dude she was so hot, but I wish she had a hat cunt.

by Duelbang April 6, 2014

Bucket hat

If he wears a bucket hat he has a massive cock. End of story.

“Did you see John with his bucket hat? Susie said he’s packing!”

by Steven184 June 24, 2022

hat shade

a hat shade is when you use some type of lighting fixture to put you hats or other head gear items on a lamp shade. that where the name hat shade gives it name.

my friends always get mad at me when i use the hat shade at there house

by regulator311132 May 21, 2009

Hat wash

Slang term for oral sex or blow job

Suzie spent all Sunday giving Timmy a hat wash.

by HatWasher March 13, 2011

Men with hats

"Men with hats" is a phrase commonly used to describe the written Korean language.

Guy 1: nip nong ning nip nong ning
Korean guy: dafuq you sayin? I don't speak men with hats.

Jack: 당신이 감자를 모두 먹을 때 어떻게됩니까?
Eliza: 그들은 모두 사라!
Jack: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eliza: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

by Black Guy on a Bike December 7, 2012

Party hats

Boobs, when they have party hat icons over them in a photograph sent to someone on their birthday.

Liz has some fantastic party hats in her photo today.

by Mr&MrsBottoms March 3, 2015

throwed hat

An above average hat that is worn to parties that makes the night so much better; exclusions to the rule include but are not limited to 59/50 hats, hats worn sideways, and any other hat that would tempt somebody to call you a douche or tool.

Dude, check out this hat I just bought, is it not a throwed hat!

by the Cadet August 25, 2010