Definitions by J.F.

phil mickelson 

the best golfer in the world

Tiger Woods is not a phil mickelson

phil mickelson by J.F. May 20, 2004

bassfly 

a sense of freedom created by the music you're listening to.

he caught the bass fly

bassfly by J.F. January 27, 2004

UTB 

Up The Butt.

A hot chick walks in the room...you look at your bud and say UTB. Meaning you'd love to shove your meat right up her arse. Of course if your Girl asks you say it stands for Your the best.

UTB by J.F. February 13, 2003

fuck handle 

any part of her body you use to grip as you slam your meat hammer in and out.

I used her ears as fuck handles as she huffed my hog.

fuck handle by J.F. February 12, 2003

good girl 

a girl that will suck your beef stick after you have been balls deep in her arse.

was she a good girl? yea buddy she's a good girl.

good girl by J.F. February 12, 2003

1/4 inch sneak 

When bangin' the bejesus outta your girl you in one swift motion pull out and plung it in her arse. Also know as the ALLIOOP or COMING IN UNDER THE RADAR.

You should have heard her moan after I gave her the old 1/4 inch sneak.

1/4 inch sneak by J.F. February 12, 2003

ass chili 

much like turtle soup but darker and finer chucks of debris, accompanied by a burning bung hole. Usually produced after a heavy night of eating 7-11 food and drinking.

Dam where's the Prep-H? I just made some serious Ass Chili.

ass chili by J.F. February 12, 2003