Procrasturbation

The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.

"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."

by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009

Procrasturbation

The act of masturbating instead of doing some other task that you are supposed to be doing.

I wasted all my time with procrasturbation rather than doing my homework.

by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009

Procrastihating

When someone puts off completing a task important to you because they hate.

Chris: "Mike, I thought you getting me an interview where you work?"

Mike: "I will man later.."

Chris: "You better quit procrastihating!"

by LunaLaValliere August 21, 2009

procrastifuck

A carton, usually a half-gallon, of ice cream or frozen custard commonly purchased at a corner convenience store or local gas station.

Chandler: I can't believe Matt ate that entire procrastifuck since last night!

Kenyon: Well, he is a matt.

Chandler: Yea, he fucking chandlered that procrastifuck like none other!

Kenyon: Well, I'm too tall, muscular, smart and very witty to do that.

by DEEZEGUYZ February 4, 2010

procrastionist

One who is skilled in the art of procrastion.

Chelsea is quite the procrastionist, putting of having sex with me

by Mental Ward February 14, 2010

Procrastiholisis

School Transmited Disease (STD) where students refuse to do work at any cost.

John never did his homework so he got admitted to rehab for his procrastiholisis.

by Sir Charles MLXIV February 20, 2010

Procrastifarming

Procastifarming is the art of delaying your real world tasks by immersing yourself in the world of farmville.

Martin: "Oh hey Dave, have you finished the excel sheets I sent you"

Dave: "Uuuhh... I got some calls from the client so..." thinks.. FUCK I shouldn't have been Procrastifarming

by DirtyMcCurdy April 24, 2010