A carton, usually a half-gallon, of ice cream or frozen custard commonly purchased at a corner convenience store or local gas station.
Chandler: I can't believe Matt ate that entire procrastifuck since last night!
Kenyon: Well, he is a matt.
Chandler: Yea, he fucking chandlered that procrastifuck like none other!
Kenyon: Well, I'm too tall, muscular, smart and very witty to do that.
Kenyon: Well, he is a matt.
Chandler: Yea, he fucking chandlered that procrastifuck like none other!
Kenyon: Well, I'm too tall, muscular, smart and very witty to do that.
by DEEZEGUYZ February 05, 2010