DEEZEGUYZ's definitions

procrastifuck

A carton, usually a half-gallon, of ice cream or frozen custard commonly purchased at a corner convenience store or local gas station.

Chandler: I can't believe Matt ate that entire procrastifuck since last night!

Kenyon: Well, he is a matt.

Chandler: Yea, he fucking chandlered that procrastifuck like none other!

Kenyon: Well, I'm too tall, muscular, smart and very witty to do that.

by DEEZEGUYZ February 4, 2010