Onioning

When you shoplift from the supermarket by scanning items through the self-service till as an onion (the lowest price item).

In a shameful display of self destruction, depression and sickening greed (potentially malice), pitiful celebrity TV 'chef' Anthony 'The Abhorrent' Worrell Thompson was caught literally red handed onioning a bottle of red wine and some camembert. His family are dutifully shocked.

by jamejame January 21, 2012

onion

A girl with major lack or morals and low level of self respect. Usually spends most they're time being used by different bikie clubs for various sexual acts and attracts a large following base on social media due to they're reputation. Word inspired by the movie shrek where he explains that onions have layers, meaning that each club takes a layer of the onion. Can be found mainly on the gold coast and surrounding areas

Friend 1: fuck bro i cant believe you dated '.......'
Friend 2: well bra i wasnt aware she was such an onion

by c___d___k July 21, 2015

Chopping Onions

A term typically used by youtubers to describe the action of hating on or negativley talking about the shitlord that is Onision or the onion man.

person 1: Hey did you see Strange ÆONS video about Chopping onions?

person 2: wtf how did you get into my house

by flatbear December 27, 2019

onions

result of several milkmen

ginger facial hair, blonde hair and dark public hair.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Cutting Onions

A general term for any sexual act, specifically involving penetration.

I sure would love to cut onions with Betty Lou.

by Lord Elven Sacrifice October 20, 2004

Onion Drawer

A set drawer or set of drawers in one's house set up to keep onions in order. Usually preformed by servants or maids.

Meagan sucked at arranging Jay Jay's Onion Drawer, Jay Jay always preferred Jeremy's method

by absolutelypdx June 27, 2008

RED ONIONS ON PIZZA

If you like red onions on your pizza your mom triple gay, your dad lesbian, your sister a mister, and your granny a tranny.

How was wedding? "oh it was good except everyone got sick from the RED ONIONS ON PIZZA and one person died."

by papajohnsux April 10, 2018