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Arranging 

The subtle art of arranging for two people to meet at the same place in the hope that they will begin a romantic relationship.
"So, I hear they're having a Picasso exhibition at the Art Gallery" - John
"OMG! I MUST GO!" - Sandra

"So, I hear there's gonna be a bunch of naked women paintings at the Art Gallery" - John
"OMG! I MUST GO!" - Chris

"Lolz, I am arranging them." - John
Arranging by SauronSeesYou November 29, 2011
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Arranging the Drapes

The pleasurable and highly erotic act of female masturbation.
Sonja: Where did Mary go? Has she been in her room all afternoon? Does she have a test to study for?
Carla: No. She's in there Arranging the Drapes.
Sonja: Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm that's hawt! I think I will go Paddle the Canoe myself. She ya about 30.

flower arranging 

arranging a woman's labia like the petals of a flower; adding the hand of Man to Nature's beauty
Lover 1: Was there, for you, any special moment last night?
Lover 2: Yes - my moment of flower arranging; seeing your cunt at its most beautiful, then kissing your flower like your lips in your face.
Lover 1: Wonderful for me too.
flower arranging by Hammerklavier August 19, 2013

Asraning 

To break things for the sake of calming down
During my solo game in fortnite, I died to a pc sweat so I started asraning.
Asraning by ProCamel September 29, 2021
Shoving someone really hard and punching them then saying it was an accident
Kid 1 plays
Kid 2 arhaning someone
Kid 1 your a fucking douchebag

armandingo 

A title given to a high lord in the medieval ages. It is one of the highest honors bestowed upon a high lord for his combat spirit and sexual prowess.
"Thee Sir Duke of Madrigal is rather good with thou sword", "yes indeed he is, an armandingo is proper suit for him".
armandingo by MajestyDong October 15, 2013

Assanging 

Having unprotected sex with a random partner(s) a la the Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Raw dogging it. Having unprotected sex.
So I met these two Swedish girls at the club last night, took them both home I didn't have a rubber so I just started assanging it. I hope they were as clean as they looked.
Assanging by Game-Bitches December 8, 2010