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Noob cred

Giving someone credit in an oversimplified manner; only brushing the surface of the complexity of a task someone has accomplished.
Bob: I really liked Jake's music video. He is really good at Windows Movie Maker.

George: Stop giving him noob cred! He has spent years mastering Photoshop, After Effects and SONAR in order to produce that masterpiece.
by Intredasting July 3, 2011
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noookd

(Pronounced as 'nuked')
When you burn someone with their own statement.
*two boys fishing*
*boy A catches a big fish*

Boy B: Hey! That's a big one.
Boy A: That's what she said.
*NOOOKD*
by IDoPython November 28, 2014
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poody noopty

the act of using your hand to manually pull stools out of your anus
"I just made poody noopty and now my hands smell really bad."
by makaw199isKOOL February 24, 2010
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nargie noogle

a person who was eavesdropping on someone while eating a corndog. this person often resembles a dumbass eavesdropper who daily gets the shit kicked out of them.

it can also resemble a person from a distinct background of the Noogles, a nargie noogle is a person who is a leader of the noogles which is an hidden ancient race trying to climb through the slip n slides of time to take back there invention, the Telly Tubbies.
Mike: dude did you hear what happened the other day?
Joe: yeah man I heard that the president of the anime manga club resigned due to harassment
Total Tool Nargie Noogle: no no you guys are both wrong (munches on corndog) he resigned from getting beat in checkers way too many times by a dalmation

Mike: what a nargie noogle

Joe: yeah lets jump his bitchass

Bob: OMG!! did you hear the Noogles are returning?

Jimbo: no way!

Bob: yep i heard mark was the Nargie Noogle
Jimbo: holy shitsauce!
by r o y a l t y June 8, 2010
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Horny Noodle

Sucking a noodle passionately to make one horny.
Jerry: Oh my God Rachel was giving me the Horny Noodle last night I couldn't wait to get to the bedroom.
by Valric. October 13, 2010
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high noon stand-off

When two men stand facing each other and give each other western handjobs, each racing to try and ejaculate on the other person first.
Eric: Hey dude, Anything going on tonight?
Jacob: Jesse and I have a high noon stand-off planned for later.

Chad: You know what time it is!
Ryan: High noon stand-off time?!
Chad: Ready, set, draw!
by Ultimatefgt November 4, 2013
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Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.
I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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