microcoon

Microcoon..... What everyone thinks they've got when someone else's maine coon is bigger!

- a small Maine Coon Cat.
Or a Maine coon that hasn't reached its maturity yet.

My MC is 2 and 3kg.... my dear, you have a Microcoon. Maine coon cat

by MCMAAD May 25, 2016

micronews

News items that make national headlines that are really non-news items.

The picture of President Trump and his family with the Pope frowning is micronews that no one should have seen or cared about.

by Big B of Memphis May 25, 2017

microwave grandpa

A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave

He married into grandpahood. Just like a microwavable dinner hes a microwave grandpa

by Lola1109 August 21, 2017

microderp

A small inherent derp, a synonym of brain fart.

John experienced a microderp when he thought "My Little Pony" after he heard MLP Investment.

by CeruleanSky November 7, 2017

microasian

People from Micronesia.

Those microasians are buying all the sushi.

by Twl91 November 11, 2017

Microbatt

Microbatt is masturbating under you pants in front of people

My mates penis is so small he microbatts when he gets his wallet out of his pants

by Hurty goodie January 6, 2018

microsish

When you freeze your nuts and rip them off then dunk a basket with them

I want to microsish my enemies

by Imafucknutt May 16, 2018