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Blumpkinator

A king of Blumpkins that can make anyone give them one through suavness ans tact.
The blumpkinator spared no one.Everone on board flight 92 would be mouthwashing tonight.
by Blumkinator December 29, 2007
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country bumpkin

- someone usually from the midwest, whom lives in a small town but does not live on a farm and do all that labor. usually on the poorer side.. but have a very posative view on life.

- a kid whom has grown up in a small town of the midwest , whom moves away for a bit, but always comes back to the home town. usually for the familiarity of it all
-umm myself and others from the small iowa town we live in
by jugga_lizzle November 19, 2004
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BUMPKIN

I think that flimsy blouse clearly shows her bumpkins
by Beazerlips April 20, 2020
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blumpkinator

While getting a blumpkin, just before you ejaculate you stand up pushing the girls head into the toilet bowl. Then you ejaculate on her back and dump on her head.
I gave Ricky a blumpkinator last night, and I still cant get the shit out of my hair.
by lil sassy January 17, 2010
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Bumpkin

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and he puts a line of coke in front of the person's mouth on his dick and he/she snorts it while inserting the cock in his/her mouth. The ultimate blowjob
The frat bro bribed the stripper to suck his dick if he let her give him a bumpkin.
by bumpkinman February 12, 2013
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Blumkin

When a guy is given a blowjob while taking a shit and eating his favorite sandwich
"Vanessa totally gave me a blumkin for my birthday last night. Turkey and swiss, hells ya!
by Foxxxlove February 16, 2009
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country bumpkin

big bellied, long haired, untrimmed bearded, fat-so that works at a factory 1/2 the year, laid off the rest of the time. Spends his evenings eating dinner on a TV tray watching TV in the front room. His unemployed wife's 3 kids, with 3 different daddies, eating dinner with their hands in the kitchen. Leaving the dirty dishes to pile up in the sink until they run out, or until she has time to rinse them off. Has many rusty vehicles surrounding the house, but only one runs.
by zookeeper January 14, 2005
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