take a wrench out of the oven

to take a dump; to do #2; to take a smash

I'm going to take a wrench out of the oven.

by wild_bill34 November 14, 2009

wench

historically a non-derrogatory word for a woman who was not a lady. thus a waitress in times of yore was a "serving wench." more modernly synonimous with bitch or slut but slightly less ofencive

Call over the one of the kitchen wenches, i must needs have more ale.

Give that back you wench!

by captivus cruor February 20, 2005

fugly wench

a fucking ugly pirate hooker that has sex with all the dirty pirates aboard the ship

"arhhh, shiver me timbers! that fugly wench rocked my boat all throughout the night! Matey, I reckon u hit one of em' slags..

by the chill-n-ator January 28, 2008

wench

An admired woman in your crew, a talented warrior seductress, that can inspire adventure or take a bland situation and make it rife with excitement.

Rally yer wenches to the party boat!

by gingerninja11 March 3, 2015

Trench Wench

A HARDCORE Female Marianas Trench Fan often found in "the moat" (aka front row) of an MT concert.

They like Pirates, Kill Ninjas and are indestructible.

Trench Wenches also possess the ability to transform those around them in to MTrench fans by the compulsive singing and quoting of lyrics.

Lauren was such a Trench Wench she drove 6 hours and waited in line for 2 more just to secure a spot in the moat.

by #1Trench_Wench July 6, 2010

Wrench

A penis so large that when hanging from its pubis it resembles a wrench hanging from a tool belt.

Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, John Holmes.
Guys - Look at Mr. Marcus' wrench. <channel changes>
<Stu returns to room from washroom>
Stu - Hey, put it back to 599 I want to see his wrench, too.

by Barney Killarney January 3, 2009

Wrench

Wrench is a amazing person, he would literally blow up anything and anyone for you. His personality is really humorous and makes a lot of dirty jokes. Many people don’t like his taste in fashion, but it fits Him. He’s like a porcupine, cute but very destructive. Nobody knows about his past, but he has very supportive friends. But Sledgehammers, are his best friend.

Yeah, this is Wrench from WatchDogs2

by reggie.edits September 3, 2019