Dirty Dumbledore

A dirty Dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard hat on her.

I gave this girl such a dirty dumbledore last night.

by MastaApex October 13, 2013

Dumbledore That Ho

As witnessed in the sixth Harry Potter movie, the act of shoving one's face into a large vat of sperm, or "pensive" as you are led to believe.

Also can be used as slang for anything gay.

"Man, i missed and came on the bed, but it's okay. I just shoved her face in it"

"way to dumbledore that ho"

dumbledored

by luminacinemas July 22, 2009

dumbledore

A boy or man who ties their long pubes with a hair tie.

1) OMG THAT GUY IS PULLING A DUMBLEDORE!

2) "Wow Greg is such a dumbledore!"
"I know, you can tell because it's sticking out."

3) That guy dumbledore from harry potter has a forrest down there

by NEZBETZ November 29, 2010

dumbledore

as an adjective: of, pertaining to, exhitibiting homosexuality;
as a noun: a homosexual person

adjective: Guys figure skating?!? That's so dumbledore.
noun: Did you see that?!? Dennis made out with a dude. I think he's a dumbledore.

by drunkenpetes November 12, 2007

tumbledrion

The act of using a tumble-dryer to remove creased/line dried articles of clothing.

Phone rings. Person 1. "whats crackin?"
person 2. "shuddup man, im picking you up in 5 minutes"
person 1. "shit! I havn't ironed my clothes"
person 2. "dumbarse.. tumbledrion them!"
person 1. "wow.. you are a genius"
person 2. "dont i know it"
person 1. "yep"

by zErO <> hErO October 15, 2005

Tumbleslore

One that is strangely addicted to tumblr.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Most commonly also known as a tumblewhore, but eh. slore's more fun.

Person #1: Omg... look at this tumbleslore's tumblr. she updates like every five minutes.
Person #2: Wow. no life.

Tumbleslore (other side of room): they don't understand the true fun of tumblr...
Onlookers: GO TUMBLESLORE!

by larssss June 29, 2011

dumbledore hands

When you’re fisting someone and your hand comes out black.
Fisting after taco night.

Have you ever had dumbledore hands. You will tonight.
I just ate Taco Bell you might get dumbledore hands.

by Mari3249 October 11, 2018