spunkonoff

A gay russian porn star, who definately takes it up the rectal area

Man 1 : you been done by Spunkonoff yet?
Man 2 : Ooooh he was big!

by Campbellini September 3, 2005

Phantom Spunker

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

by Debradelish January 15, 2010

Shtumpy Shpunkenface

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

by HayZeus January 15, 2004

sunken turd

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.

that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"

by john December 20, 2003

Skunk Spunker

A male with the rather unfortunate condition of unpleasantly scented "fishy aroma" ejaculation.

"My girlfriend won't blow me anymore" why's that? "she says it's like sucking on a rancid fish" that's cold man that's cold

by WigglingWalrus April 15, 2003

Spunknami

Shapes one paints on another's body using one's spunk

I'm going to cover your manly chest with hot spunknami

by Daniel Norcott January 25, 2005

spunknugget

A nugget with spunk. Usually used in a IRC-based chat where two people have gotten to know each other way too well.

<User1> Spunknugget!
<User2> oh. ok. you been peeking at me in the shower again?
<User1> Again? Don't you mean still? Smile for the camera!

by SomeoneNameless July 29, 2008