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bored shitless

Idle to the point whereby the natural bodily forces which tend to evacuate your bowels actually reverse in a vain attempt to draw or suck in whatever stimulation can be exuded from the outer world
The bored shitless young man staring at the next brick he had to lay and watched it slowly begin to develop lush bouyant breasts with teats on the verge of stroking his bared chest.
by salled January 12, 2008
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down with the swiftness

a phrase used to describe a skillful move requring excellent reflexes, often used while playing basketball or hacky sack.

Inspired by the song Down With The Sickness by numetal band Disturbed.
"That steal was down with the swiftness"
or
"I'm down with the swiftness today, my reflexes are on"
by Rhyn July 30, 2008
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shitness

Oh shitness!
by joannabarry October 25, 2008
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Shittles

A "curse word" used when u dont wanna say "shit." Its like "shit" but the "-tles" makes it a tiny "shit." This means it is less harsh.
Dude: Man, u dropped your keys
Other Dude: Shittles
by Lance December 27, 2004
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Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.
Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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pussy shifters

Bob wants to think he is in full control of his car so he paid extra for a set of pussy shifters.

Only fags use pussy shifters your born with a left foot for a reason "the clutch paddle".
by TimeToFap July 28, 2014
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Shitness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.
by Benncm April 20, 2011
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