Shittles

A "curse word" used when u dont wanna say "shit." Its like "shit" but the "-tles" makes it a tiny "shit." This means it is less harsh.

Dude: Man, u dropped your keys
Other Dude: Shittles

by Lance December 27, 2004

1337 [-] 4 ( |<><0[_7

A variation on 1337, the whole alphabet is made up of numbers and symbol combinations, not just some.

|_| 0><05 /\/\ \/ |30><03

Translation: "You rock my boxers"
In 1337: U r0><0rz /\/\y b0><0rz

by Lance November 05, 2003

a penis that is equal in gerth and length

when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.

by Lance February 28, 2005

a small car made by suzuki...
standard versions are fwd, but can also be found in 4wd turbo versions

OMG WTF WAS THAT! THAT LITTLE SHIT KILLED MY V8 VN! ill go and die of shame...

by Lance August 03, 2004

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.

we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.

by lance October 02, 2005

describes females with serious package in the rear. Always out of proportion to the remainder of the bdy, but still nice looking.

by Lance February 05, 2005

relating back to the old english. Means someone who gives reamings to assholes or anything that can be reamed.

"Look at that teacher" from the looks of him he seems to ream holes. He looks like a Sir Remus

by Lance January 05, 2005