penisan

It's an anagram of sapien with an extra N. Where did this intruder come from? Where will it go? Where did it come from, Cotton Eyed Joe?

I just saw Kim Kardashian fart in a public bus on father's day without the consent of a lawyer. #Penisan

by Bliffity June 15, 2016

Penisness

The multiple of penises

You have so many penisness

by Elpapi November 2, 2021

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.

Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!

by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009

Woke Up With A Penis On His Face

Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.

"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"

by Crazy Asian Guy March 16, 2009

pengson

Noun: A fag.
Verb: Conducting "faggoty, psycho, or homosexual" acts.

That guy is an idiot. What a pengson.

by Joshua Pengston July 28, 2008

Penisnis

Paul Thomas has a penisnis and a best friend 'Boobienis' ;)
A MIXTURE OF PENIS AND WENIS! ♥♥

Paul - "I could name my penis..penisnis"

Bethan - "I could name my boobs..boobienis"

Paul - "They would be best of friends boobienis and penisnis 4eva"

Bethan - "BOOBIENIS&PENISNIS 4 LYF"

by BethFryer September 24, 2011

Pension

Canadian version of a 401K plan. Expect you just get it. You don't have to pay into it. However, you do get paid in maple syrup

I'm Candian - I get a pension eh!!

by RealEeber June 16, 2018