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otterbetes

Also pronounced Ottahbeetus

Form of diabetes set on by a sickeningly large amount of cute cause by Otters doing inexplicably cute/adorable actions or noises. (Male, Female, big, small, young, old, anthropomorphic, feral, etc.)

The more otters that are within the picture, and the cuter they are acting, the greater the risk of catching Otterbetes. A side effect of Otterbetes is that the afflicted cannot get enough cuteness from what they see, and then crave more.
Example:

Woman: "Why do you have all of those empty insulin vials by your computer?"

Man: "I was browsing youtube and I came across a video of baby otters in a bath tub...they were too cute too fast, and I caught Otterbetes...I can't stop watching them..."
by Scotter Otter January 5, 2014
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Otter Mothering

Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
by Fifi Mama January 3, 2021
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Land Otter

Another term for 'dachshund' or 'wiener dog'
when i got home my land otters had ripped the couch to shreds
by hussonlax November 14, 2010
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Mini Otter

A small gay hairy man who claims to have a 4.4 inch peepee
Barry Scott: "OMFG is that a mini otter?!"

Jimmy Smithel: "Wow I've never seen one in the wild before!"
by Juicy_Wuicy July 2, 2020
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Chinaman's otter

The vagina.

The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.
George took things straight to the chinaman's otter.
by Goochmasterflash March 21, 2009
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Mount Forest Ontario

Often referred to as MoFo or Mount Fuktoyaktuk, Mount Forest Ontario is a small town of about 5500 people that proclaims to be "HIGH, HAPPY and HEALTHY". Upon entering the south side of town on Highway 6, one will see the tower bearing these words.
Mount Forest is a quaint town loaded with rednecks. Most homes have a pickup truck in the driveway and the mullet is still in style here. OV and Crystal are very popular beers, and fine dining can be found at Scott's Pizza Burger on the north side of town. A trip to the smallest Canadian Tire on the planet, and you may get a glimpse of a horse and buggy in the parking lot. If you are new to Mount Forest, make friends with those who are like you. The old-timers are not particularly fond of the new folk that come to town. This may be because of the vast number of cottagers travelling through the town during the summer season clogging up their grocery stores and gas stations.
MoFo Mount Fuktoyaktuk high happy healthy Mount Forest Ontario
by gastech August 11, 2010
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franco-ontarien

Franco-Ontariens are wonderful!
by Sahara April 21, 2005
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