miss keisha

A bad butch who can’t be killed
by Imlovinit39 December 31, 2017
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miss cleo

A person who says they can tell the future for only $4.99/min, but is really just a thief.
Where was Ms. Cleo on September 10, 2001??
by Netmaster5k March 29, 2004
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Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.
Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019
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Miss Rose

Less common than a soul mate, finding a Miss Rose is the luckiest thing that can happen in a persons life. Ones’ Miss Rose is the girl who opens their eyes to a world of dreams.

She makes you feel like you’re walking on clouds in a world of sunshine. She makes you smile so much your cheeks hurt. She understands your mind probably more than you do. She can talk with you for hours on end about everything and nothing.

If you have found your Miss Rose, give her your heart. Because you won’t find another one.
*Life is a dream and I am sleep walking thanks to Miss Rose(:*

*hey
*hello
*how are you?
*couldn’t be better
*oh really, why’s that ?
*i found a girl
*think she’s your soul mate?
*no, she is my Miss Rose
*sh~t. You’re a lucky man
by Tom Renoc October 16, 2021
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miss puss

A euphemism to the female body parts, specifically the vagina. First popularized on The Tonight Show by the fruitcake lady, who would offer bits of humor and advice to people, like a live "Ann Landers" column.
Woman, you ain't gettin' no sex tonight, because you don't keep Miss Puss clean!
by Joshua C November 30, 2007
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Slide Missing

The feeling of not remembering certain parts of the previous night, similar to a slide machine missing slides in a slide show. Usually caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.
An example of a Slide Missing:

Frank: Hey man, what happened last night after Sally poured beer all over John?

Jack: No idea man. There are a few slides missing from last night.
by WackyJack December 04, 2010
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